GREGG ALLMAN RACKS!! – FIRST AUTOGRAPH OF 2013

Gregg Allman RACKS!Well – Gregg Allman must have been in good spirts late Friday night. His ex-flame CHER showed up at his UCLA Royce Hall performance. Allman stepped out the back of the auditorium with a huge grin on his face and started racking autographs. 

Gregg Allman SIGNS Autographs 2013I wasn’t sure it was going to happen. The night was very cold. Security kept pushing the fans back away from the building. In the end, Allman posed for photographs and everyone got something autographed. Allman’s ‘handlers’ kept whispering in his ear: “these guys are going in for seconds - you’ve already signed for them…”  – but Gregg just shrugged it off and kept signing away. I believe everyone got about two or three items each.  I was able to get right up to Cher too – unfortunately she wouldn’t sign. I have to say: Cher still looks pretty damn hot!  She would have looked even better with a black sharpie in her hand.

Gregg Allman Rackfest 2013

You may read some of my earlier autograph collecting reports on Gregg Allman. He’s typically not an easy autograph to secure (this at least appears to be the case on the West Coast.)  Gregg will sometimes sign ONE item for you – and that one is typically personalized. It’s not uncommon for him to ignore autograph requests. That’s why it was amazing to see him sign as much as he did last night. My first autographs of 2013!! Let the autograph hunting begin.

George_Benson_Authentic_Autograph_Signed_CDSIGNED CD SALE GOING ON NOW

BTW:  I’m blowing out a lot of my celebrity autographed CDs in an auction this week. Check out my eBay Store for the full selection. The sale includes music by Tony Bennett, George BensonDonovan, and the late Pinetop Perkins!

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CRAZY AUTOGRAPH FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

jack-lew-crazy-signatureCNN MONEY has an interesting story on President Obama’s presumptive nominee for the new Secretary of the Treasury. It seems his nominee, Jacob J. Lew, has a very odd looking signature. It doesn’t look anything like the actual spelling of his name. It’s just a bunch of crazy swirly shapes.

Here’s the problem: The Secretary of the Treasury has their signature PRINTED on all the new U.S. currency. Can you imagine this silly looking autograph on your greenbacks? The Bureau of Printing and Engraving will likely insist on Lew adapting a more legible signature.  This is sort of slightly embarrassing. Lesson learned: try not to have a silly autograph if you expect to hold public office.

TRIVIA: Who was the first U.S. Secretary of the Treasury? Hint: He’s on the ten-dollar bill.

You can read more about this story on CNN MONEY.

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DIRECTOR CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S AUTHENTIC AUTOGRAPH

Christopher Nolan AutographThe FLU BUG has hit Los Angeles, California and I’ve become it’s latest victim unfortunately. I’ve been out a commission slightly.

I went out the other night for my first autograph of 2013 – and it was a complete failure. Director Christopher Nolan was attending an event at LACMA – and I ended up with a handful of collectors outside the building. The museum can drive the celebrities through a gated area and it’s damn near impossible to get close enough to request a signature. The celebrities generally don’t sign autographs inside the event. The venue has become increasingly difficult for autograph collectors.

Christopher Nolan is an excellent signature to obtain (in my opinion.) He’s currently one of the hottest filmmakers in Hollywood. Nolan directed the last three Batman flicks with Christian Bale. He also co-wrote and direct ‘Inception‘ with Leonardo Di Capprio. Nolan has gained a huge cult-like following amongst the ‘fanboys’ and film nerds.

Christorpher Nolan with Ben AffleckNolan is not the easiest autograph to obtain. He’s autographed items for me in the past – but he’s pretty much a ‘oner’ or maybe you can get him to sign two items if you’re lucky. He’s polite enough to fans – but I really don’t think he’s really into signing autographs. It’s not uncommon for him to completely ignore fans standing behind the film premiere barricades. It has been my experience that you have to get right up to the director to get him to sign something. He’s not really the kind of person who does ‘roll-downs’ in his car or walks over to fans. You have to be right next to Nolan – and thus is the problem. It’s not all that easy to get near the direct at an official event. His autograph isn’t impossible to secure – but it’s not overly easy either.

Christopher Nolan Autograph 2In the current pantheon of collectible living filmmakers, I’d place Nolan in the top five most valuable signatures.

In my opinion, here’s the top ten most collectible film director autographs (living directors):

1. James Cameron

2. Steven Spielberg

3. Christopher Nolan

4. Martin Scorsese

5. George Lucas

6. Woody Allen

7. Francis Ford Coppola

8. Jean-Luc Godard

9. Terrence Malick

10. Tim Burton

Anyway, Chris Nolan’s car pulled up at the museum. We called out to him but he completely ignored us. So, I got skunked on my first attempt to get a celebrity autograph in 2013. No biggie. I’m just warming up.

Christopher Nolan Autograph 3You know, I was just thinking about Nolan’s signature tonight and there’s another little thing that makes his autograph slightly difficult to obtain: almost all of the posters, books, and other memorabilia for his films are dark or black. You will almost always need to use a silver or gold paint pen. This may seem simple enough – but those damn things silver paint pens screw-up and smear much more than you might think. Also – it only takes one dumb-ass newbie collector to hand Nolan a crappy dried-up silver marker or a BLACK sharpie – to screw up YOUR item. Typically, the celebrity will just grab the first pen handed to him and sign everyone’s item. It’s difficult to switch out pens. So, if some dope hands Nolan a black sharpie and he signs your Dark Knight Rises item with it – chances are the autograph is going to look like shit.

These are the kinds of pathetic obsessive-compulsive things collectors worry about – haha.  “I wonder if that idiot standing in line before me has a good working sharpie?”  Don’t be afraid to ask!!

Anyway – I’ve tossed an authentic signed Christopher Nolan vinyl LP into my eBay store if you’re interested. Here’s the link again for my new eBay store:

HollywoodAutographNews eBay store

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IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT SOUNDTRACK – SIGNED

In The Heat of the Night SIGNED LPBI’ve posted a vinyl soundtrack I’ve been working on for the film, “In the Heat of the Night.” The 1967 film starred Rod Steiger and Sidney Poitier. The title song was sung by Ray Charles. The Music Composed and Conducted by Quincy Jones. Lyrics by Alan and Marilyn Bergman. The film won several Academy Awards – including BEST MOTION PICTURE of 1967. It’s considered an all-time classic.

I was able to get this item autographed by four: Quincy Jones, Sidney Poitier, and Alan and Marilyn Bergman. I’ve been working on this piece for YEARS! I guess I could add a few more names to the record, but I’ve sort of gotten a bit tired of chasing everyone down. It seems like every time I run across Norman Jewison I forget to bring the record along.

Anyway – I’ve posted the item for sale in my eBay store. It’s a classic soundtrack, fairly uncommon to locate autographed by with multiple signatures.

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Bryan Adams SIGNED 2012 Book on Photography

Bryan Adams SIGNED 2012 Book on Photography

Picked up one more unpersonalized SIGNED copy of Bryan Adams’ new photography book. I’ve detailed how difficult it is to obtain an unpersonalized copy of this book in the story posted earlier (SEE BELOW) – I looked all over the internet and couldn’t find another single unpersonalized copy for sale anywhere on-line. This is my last and only copy left for sale. It’s posted in my new eBay store if you’re interested.

Here’s the LINK again: CLINK HERE

 

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PAPARAZZO KILLED IN LOS ANGELES

Sad news in Los Angeles, California last night – a young paparazzi was killed when he stepped out in front of a vehicle while trying to obtain a story on Justin Beiber. The story has been all over the news. I didn’t know the photographer but I’d seen him around at various events.

I was surprised how fast word spread on the streets about the guy being killed. I was getting telephone calls from paparazzi and autograph collectors only hours after it happened.

Here’s the thing: this could have easily happened to an autograph collector. This hobby can become dangerous at times when you get into hardcore collecting. I have to admit there have been times that I’ve been ‘caught up in the moment’ and almost made a stupid life-threatening blunder to secure an autograph.  It’s not uncommon to see autograph collectors chasing celebrities in their cars at a dangerously high speed. I’ve sometimes been pushed into the streets in front of oncoming traffic by overzealous fans and collectors pushing and shoving to get a signature.

Hell, just a few months ago I obtained a signature from Fergie and was driving away from a restaurant when a drunk driver zoomed out of nowhere and smashed into my car. Maybe if my mind wasn’t on the autograph I would have noticed the vehicle faster? Who knows? Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured.

No autograph is worth your life. Be safe. Use good judgement. Stay alert.

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George H. Bush Dora SIGNED 2bI’ve posted a few SIGNED copies of President George H.W. Bush books. There have been reports of his health deteriorating. Bush Sr. has always been a fairly difficult Presidential signature to obtain. He’s not like Jimmy Carter or Clinton. He hasn’t done many book signing appearances and its relatively hard to get near enough to the man to get an item autographed. I remember when Reagan died the prices of his signed books skyrocketed. Will this be the same situation with George H.W. Bush?  He served in the Reagan administration and is still respected somewhat in the Middle East. I have a feeling that his books will shoot up in price when he passes away and people begin to reflect more closely on his legacy.

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Weird Al Record TWO LargebCheck out this signed ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic LP – what a nice guy. I often will post ‘bitch articles’ about difficult signers but I don’t give the good-guys enough credit. Weird Al is pretty cool with autograph collectors. I caught up with him recently outside of a club here in Los Angeles. It was raining and I wasn’t sure if Weird Al would be willing to stand outside and sign my stuff while he was getting wet. He was very cool about it though and autographed everything I had. Nice guy.

Weird Al Autographed Record CLOSE Bb

BTW: I noticed that actor LANCE HENRIKSON will be doing an in-store signing event for his new comic book at AMOEBA RECORDS on January 8th.

CHECK IT OUT BY CLICKING HERE.

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THE 2013 AUTOGRAPH SEASON BEGINS

Hello everyone – I’m BACK!!

Just returned from my holiday vacation. I’ve spent the last two days getting my eBay back up to speed.  CHECK OUT MY NEW eBAY STORE!!

http://stores.ebay.com/hollywoodautographnews

I figured it was about time I finally opened up an eBay store. The fees on the site were beginning to get out of control. Beyond that, I just think it will be easier for my readers and buyers to follow my latest auction postings. The store is broken into categories, so you can quickly locate the specific kinds of signed items you’re interested in.

Bryan Adams Authentic Autograph

Here’s an interesting autograph I picked up over the holiday: BRYAN ADAMS. This guy is somewhat notoriously bad about signing autographs. I’ve heard stories about him mocking collectors and being outright nasty when people request a signature. He supposedly almost always personalizes items – and will often purposely sign his autograph in the worst possible place.

CHECK OUT THIS SIGNED VINYL LP I was able to obtain. As you can see, Bryan had an HUGE open area above his image to write his name. Where does he decide to do the autograph? He signed in the darkest area possible on the item. The autograph still looks decent - but come on! There’s an entire open clear open sky area above his head. Why not just sign the autograph there? I was the ONLY person asking for a signed record. I had ONE item to get autographed.

BTW: If you’re interesting in this Vinyl LP you can check it out in my eBay store. Just follow the link posted at the beginning of this article. It’s a rare non-personalized Bryan Adams signed vinyl record. Of course, Adams insisted on personalizing this item too - but a strange thing happened  – the personalization mysteriously disappeared. Now, how do you think that might have happened? Odd.

Bryan was at an art gallery in Los Angeles to promote the release of his new photograph book. He’s actually a very good photographer. He’s got real talent. The book was solid and looked nice but was fairly expensive at $100 a pop. What’s interesting is that Bryan STILL insisted on personalizing each and every copy of the book! Even after people are paying $100 for the book – he STILL wanted to personalize it. I simply walked up to the singer and said, “Listen – I don’t want this book personalized. I know you don’t like signing memorabilia unless you personalize it. I’m willing to pay $100 for this book but I just want a signature, otherwise I’m not interesting in buying it.” 

Bryan responded: “Okay, if you BUY the book I’ll just sign it for you. What do I care?” That was what I was hoping he’s say. I was still slightly worried that he’d screw up the autograph on purpose – but as you can see he gave me a really nice autograph and even did a ‘smiley face’ under his name. I felt it still sort of bothered him that he was signing something that some ‘evil reseller’ might resell on eBay.  He sarcastically asked, “Would you also like me to give you the book for free?”

Like I said, this guy really isn’t all that nice. It was obvious I was a reseller. Bryan was there to sell books – so he’d sign one for me but HE DIDN’T HAVE TO LIKE IT. God forbid someone might actually makes some money on something they BOUGHT from the guy.

Bryan double-checked with me before he signed the book, “You SURE you just want a name?”  I assure him that’s all wanted. I was really worried I’d pay $100 form the book and then he’d just screw me over with a sloppy autograph. As you can see though, he actually signed a decent autograph in the book. It’s a rare UNPERSONALIZED Bryan Adams autograph. Check it out. Anyway – I’m not trying to bust this guy’s chops but come on: if Paul McCartney and Chuck Berry can sign records and books without personalizing them – so can Bryan Adams.

Bryan Adams Signed Book

Anyway,  I’m already beginning to stress out about the upcoming autograph ‘season’ – which begins this week and will last through the next couple of months. Los Angeles will go crazy with celebrity events over the next few months. Besides the Oscars, Golden Globes, and Grammys – there will also be numerous other smaller award shows: The Producers Guild, The Writers Guild, The Screen Actors Guild, and other organizations will all have their own separate presentations.  Many of these organizations will also host screenings and Q & As -all of which could draw top celebrity names. There’s also the concerts, musuem and gallery openings, book signings, public events such as the Walk of Fame cermonies, and much more. In other words – there will likely be HUNDREDS of opportunities over the next few months to pick up autographs.

I suppose this is a GOOD thing to be bitching about – but to be honest it’s somewhat stressful and tiring. There’s a lot of running around, missed opportunities, and your private life simply just goes into the shitter.  How can you meet up with friends when Paul McCartney is in town?!! Last year, I decided to go out ONE night with a friend for dinner and guess what happened? McCartney walks out of a restaurant and RACKS autographs. Of course, I had the telephone call.  I knew he was there – but what could I do? I wasn’t about to get up in the middle of dinner and rush over to that restaurant. Bottom line: you can’t do everything. This is where the stress comes in because as we all know – its not the autographs you GET that you remember for years. It’s the ones you MISS!

Anyway, let the madness begin.  Keep checking back on my website. I’ll try to be better about posting new articles in 2013.  Thanks for reading.

King Grapher

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THE “GODDESSES OF EROTIC FILM” GUITAR

“Super Girl” electric guitar signed by ELEVEN stars of Erotic Cinema (1968-1985)

PORN TALENT SIGNS “SUPER GIRL” GUITAR

Hello – I’m back!!

Picked up this incredible autographed guitar this past week. It has been signed by ELEVEN classic names from the early years of porn (1968-1985.) The names on this guitar are: Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Kay Parker, Kelly Nichols, Veronica Hart, Annie Sprinkle, Sharon Mitchell, Serena, Laurie Holmes (John Holmes’ former wife), and screenwriter Raven Touchstone. Imagine how difficult it would be to gather all of these signatures individually. Luckily, they all came together for two nights last week to promote the release of a new book: GOLDEN GODDESSES: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema (1968-1985.) The signing event took place at the Hustler Store, in Hollywood, California – and again on the following night another local bookstore in Los Angeles.

Take a look at this original photograph – How many of these ladies can you identify?

The “Golden Goddesses” of Erotic Cinema

The event was attended by about 200 people. It was somewhat of a mob scene with fans and collectors pushing and shoving to get near their favorite pornstar.  I was able to get a small number of additional items autographed for a nominal fee. Most of the ladies signed my items for free though – the girls were in a great mood.  I was only able to get one book autographed. I’ve tossed it up on my eBay account for sale. Although there were a lot of names present – the girls were up and about, hugging and kissing everyone in the room. It was a bit of a struggle just to get ONE of the books completed – much less several items. The book is also HUGE. It’s 900+ pages with over 300 photographs. It wasn’t all easy to carry it around while sorting through the pages to get the item signed. Beyond that, the girls just wouldn’t sit still!! You’d work your way through the crowd to them and then the next thing you’d know they get up and walk across the room. It was somewhat of a crazy -but enjoyable - boogie night.  Anyway, I thought I’d share a few of my original images from the event. Check them out –

Ginger Lynn and Raven Touchstone

Ginger Lynn’s Original Autograph

Laurie Holmes (John Holmes former wife) signs my guitar

Laurie Holmes’ Original Autograph

Annie Sprinkle adds a lipstick kiss to her autograph

Veronica Hart makes sweet love to my book

Veronica Hart’s original autograph

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DAVE GROHL BUSTS ON AUTOGRAPH COLLECTORS

THEM CROOKED VULTURES Vinyl featuring original DAVE GROHL SKETCH

Welcome to my 200th POST -

Wow – here we are at my 200th post on this blog. I recently celebrated my 10th year anniversary selling autographs on eBay and now I’m heading into my third year writing this blog. I’ve decided to post a rather unusual item for this special post — A Dave Grohl SKETCH ~!!

You may or may not have noticed that I just recently listed this record for sale.  Here’s the thing: when I go out looking for things to get autographed –  I TRY to locate and secure unique one-of-a-kind items. I believe this signed record fits the bill nicely.

When was the last time that you saw a Dave Grohl drawing on a vinyl record? Never?

I’ve heard Dave Grohl will ocassionally do sketches – but to be honest I’ve never seen him do it so I’m not entirely certain if that’s true of not. The fact is that Dave is typically walks through crowds really fast. An autograph collector barely has time to ask for a signature — much less a sketch.

EXACT PHOTO PROOF of Dave Grohl doing the sketch on the album!

DAVE GROHL ORIGINAL SKETCH

Earlier this year I ran into Grohl outside of the Rainbow Bar in Hollywood, California. There were only three collectors at the venue. We waited all night until Dave finally stepped out at closing time.  In my opinion, the rocker appeared to be ‘feeling rather good’ after a night of drinking.

We stood there with our LPs in hand and finally Dave agreed to sign some records for us. Perhaps he was feeling silly, perhaps he was a little annoyed to be dealing with autograph collectors – who knows?

I handed my record to Dave and he gave me a bit of a glare and studied the album for a second.  He said something like, “What do you want on this?”

I suddenly realized that he wanted to do something more than just sign his name. I had a feeling he was thinking of doing a sketch, so I told him: “Just go ahead and do whatever you want - be creative.”

Dave’s looked me in the eyes and asked, “You SURE?”

I said, “Yeah – go ahead, man. If you want to do a drawing or whatever I’m cool with that”… (famous last words.)

Sure, Dave wanted to do a drawing on my record alright — and sketch of a GIANT COCK!!  He then inscribed the record: “People who ask for autographs are RAD.” He also autographed the sketch.

 

Truly, Autograph Collectors are Rad!

To be honest, I thought he was going to write: “People who ask for autographs are DICKS!” – but laughed and decided to change the final word at the last minute.

The truth is everyone was laughing – including myself. I think Dave was just busting on us a little but he was actually pretty cool that night. He laughed and signed several records for all of us. To be honest, he signed more records for me and my buddies that night than I’ve ever seen him do. I think we all got about three to five items autographed each.  That’s pretty amazing for Grohl to stand there and sign that many items. So, I really wasn’t upset that he sketched a penis on my record. I think he was just feeling silly – and when you think about it: This is a pretty RAD item!!

I mean, how often do you see Dave Grohl sketches come up for sale? I’d say almost never. Here is an extremely uncommon signed item with an original work of ‘art’ on the cover by Dave Grohl. It’s a very unique piece of rock memorabilia with a cool back-story to boot. I’ve priced the item fairly high, but I doubt you’ll run across something like this again. Grohl has been in two (three?) of the most important rock groups of that last thirty years.  His signature if fairly difficult to secure, sketches almost never turn up on the resale market.  What’s also cool about this is the fact that I’ve also got an EXACT PHOTO of Grohl doing the drawing – you can rest assure this item is 100% authentic.

This is a brand new copy of THEM CROOKED VULTURES debut album on Vinyl LP.  The ‘Super-Group’ features Dave Grohl, John Paul Jones, and Josh Homme.

UPDATE:  SOLD!!

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B.B. CUNNINGHAM JR. SHOT DEAD – The touring bass guitarist for Jerry Lee Lewis

B.B. Cunningham on bass during Jerry Lee Lewis’ 2010 performance at the Grammy Museum.

The Associate Press is reporting that bass player B.B. Cunningham Jr. was killed in a shootout in Memphis this week. Cunningham was working as a security guard at a Memphis apartment complex.  The press is reporting that Cunningham rushed to the aid of another security guard after hearing shots fired.  The musician was gunned down while pursuing a 16 year old teen and a 22 year old man across a courtyard. The 16 year old teen was also killed during the shootout.

B.B. Cunningham had been the touring bassist for Jerry Lee Lewis’ band. He recorded with Elvis, Billy Joel, Elton John, and can be heard on several of  Jerry Lee Lewis’ albums, including the 2006 studio recording: ’Last Man Standing.’

Jerry Lee Lewis’ Last Man Standing (2006) CD fully autographed by his touring band.

 

B.B. Cunningham’s Authentic Autograph

I’ve got a great story to tell you about the late B.B. Cunningham. In 2010, I met B.B. Cunningham Jr. outside of the Grammy Museum here in Los Angeles.  Jerry Lee Lewis was being interviewed at the museum and was scheduled to perform a short set.

The late B.B. Cunningham with a fan

As I stood outside the theater I spotted B.B. Cunningham and we struck up a conversation. Later that evening, I entered the theater and Cunningham noticed me in the audience. I was stuck with a pretty crappy seat near the back of the theater. Cunningham pointed to me and motioned for me to come down to the front of the stage. “I’ve got a seat here for you – I have a feeling you’ll like this one better.”  It was the front row center seat!! The best seat in the house. Jerry Lee Lewis ended up seated at the piano only a few feet from me. What an incredible night. I don’t think I’ll ever get a better seat to watch ‘The Killer’ than I did that evening. I always thought that was really cool of B.B. Cunningham. I didn’t know the man – but I can tell you he was always very gracious to fans and autograph collectors every time I ran across him. I was very saddened to hear of his death this week.

Solomon Burke at the Grammy Museum, September 2010

On a sidenote, another rather interesting thing happened that night: I was standing in line waiting to go inside the theater when a car rolled up. I noticed a rather huge man seated inside. It was rhythm and blues legend, Solomon Burke.

I turned to the others standing in line, “Hey – isn’t that Solomon Burke?”  Not a single person knew who I was talking about.

Sad.

Anyway, I noticed Burke was having some difficulty getting out of the car. I’m a rather large person myself, so I offered to help Burke get out of the car and into his wheelchair. He posed for a photograph with me. I told him how much I loved his music and shook his hand. I never did get a chance to ask him for an autograph. I was planning on getting something signed by the singer after the show but became distracted with chasing Jerry Lee Lewis.

Solomon Burke died about three weeks later.

Jerry Lee Lewis had recorded a duet with Burke on the album, ‘Last Man Standing.’  The two performed the tune together at the museum. I’m not entirely certain, but that may have been Solomon Burke’s last public performance.

Jerry Lee Lewis authentic signed vinyl LP

Here’s a funny thing about this autographed Jerry Lee Lewis recording. This was the first album I ever had Lewis autograph. I’d snucked into an event here in town and asked Jerry Lee to autograph his book for me. Instead of picking up the sharpie though, Lewis turned and SCREAMED at me: “I AIN’T SIGNING NO GODDAMNED BOOK!!”

Let me tell you folks, that old man can scream. He’s scary nasty.

Apparently, he doesn’t like the way his ‘autobiography’ turned out. Lee may be in his 80s – but that old coot scared the shit out of me. EVERYONE in the theater turned. It was extremely embarrassing. The hairs on the back on my neck stood on end.

Lewis’ daughter and bandmates were standing nearby and they just shrugged, as if to say: “Oh well… that’s just Jerry for ya.”

I didn’t know what to do. I shoved the book back into my napsack and quietly slipped back into the crowd. Jerry left and went down to his dressing room, he was bitching the entire way: “I ain’t signing no damn book! Who the hell was that punk?!! Asked me for a goddamn autograph in that goddamn book.”

This was very unsettling to say the least.  I was shakened but not so much that I wasn’t still determined to get a signature. I asked one of my buddies, “Do you have an extra record?” The guy responded, “Are you crazy? Jerry just yelled at you. That old man is going to kill you if you ask for another signature.” I said, “Listen, this guy is in his eighties! I may never see him again. I have to at least try one more time.”

So, I took the record and went downstairs to Lewis’ dressing room and knocked on the door. The door swung open and Jerry Lee was sitting  there. He looked at me with his mean squinted eyes.  I quickly held up the record and smiled, “Hey, you said you wouldn’t sign the BOOK… but what about a record?”  I grinned at him kind of silly.

Lewis glared at me.

Suddenly, the rocker started laughing. I think he appreciated my  aggressiveness. We started talking about Rock N Roll, he shook my hand, and signed the record pictured above. It was really cool.

Jerry Lee Lewis and his touring band at the Grammy Museum

I walked out of that dressing room with a grin on my face that stretched ear to ear. I watched the performance (which was amazing) was still thinking about the meeting hours later. I was so frigging excited and distracted that when I left the theater,  I placed the record on the top of my car and accidentally drove away — with the record still on the roof of the car!

Yes, folks – it’s true: I stupidly left the record on TOP OF MY CAR!! (AHHH!!!)

I didn’t noticed the horrible mistake until I got back to my apartment (a few miles away.) I quickly rushed back to the theater, running numerous red-lights along the way. I was crying, praying, screaming at myself for being so stupid.  Thankfully, I was able to locate the record: The record sitting in the middle of the highway!! Cars were zooming past it on boths sides. I quickly dodged the traffic and snatched the LP off the road. Surprisingly, the record was undamaged — WHEW!!

So, anyway, I walked away with a few autographs and a couple of stories. I worked hard for this damn signed record. Hopefully, I’ll live to someday tell my grandchildren about the time I was once screamed at by Jerry Lee ‘The Killer’ Lewis.

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My 10th eBay Year Anniversary!!

The headquarters of eBay in San Jose, California.
Photographed on August 5, 2006 by user Coolcaesar.

October of this 2012 will mark my tenth year anniversary as an autograph reseller on eBay!!  I decided to change my ID this year from ‘mrmonkeyboy’ to ‘hollywoodautographnews’ to avoid confusion with visitors to my blog.

You can check out my latest listings HERE

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SONGWRITER HAL DAVID DEAD, Burt Bacharach’s Songwriting Partner For Many Years

Bacharach and Hal David attend birthday celebration

HAL DAVID (1921-2012)

Legendary songwriter, Hal David died the other day and I decided to bump this article from last year. These story was written after I attended Hal David’s 90th birthday. Lots of celebrities showed up: Stevie Wonder, Burt Bacharach, Paul Williams, Dwight Yoakam, Dionne Warwick, Smokey Robinson, Kirk Douglas, Norman Lear, B.J.Thomas, Monty Hall, Former California Governor Gray Davis, Herb Alpert, Lani Hall, Jackie DeShannon, and several others. It was a great night. To be honest – I ran out of items to get autographed! I must have gotten 22-23 signatures that night. Here’s a few of the highlights:

What’s New Pussycat signed LP

Check out these autograph soundtrack LPs: What’s New Pussycat signed by Bacharach, Hal David, and Dionne Warwick.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid signed LP

I was also able to get Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid signed by Bacharach, David, and B.J. Thomas who sang the memorable tune: Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head. Hal David is usually a ‘one-er’ when it comes to autographing memorabilia – but he was in a celebratory mood and signed pretty much everything that was handed to him.

Burt Bacharach signed LP

Burt Bacharach has always been very generous to autograph collectors. Unfortunately, I hadn’t seen Bacharach around town now for about three years, so I was extremely excited about adding a few new autographs to my collection.  Bacharach has written more Top 40 songs than the Beatles! He rarely makes personal appearances anymore though, so it has become fairly difficult to secure autographs. He has an unusual signature as you can see. It’s very choppy looking. I’ve seen numerous examples though of his autograph and this is his standard signature.

Dionne Warwick signs autographs

Valley of the Dolls – Dionne Warwick signed soundtrack LP

Dionne Warwick is also a great signer. She’ll usually autograph multiple items for you if the situation is right. She kept walking in and out of the backstage area. We hit her up for autographs every time she stepped out the door – and she graciously signed each time! I was able to get about six or seven records signed. Warwick has a very cool looking autograph: She inserts the word “Love” inside her name.

Dionne Warwick Autograph with the word “Love”

Dionne Warwick autograph sample 2

Dwight Yoakam Signs Guitar

Dwight Yoakam performed at the show and I was able to add his name to a guitar I’m working on. I’ve already got Glen Campbell to sign this Fender Squire guitar and I’m hoping to add a few more autographs. Dwight is a good signer. He’ll always walk over to collectors to sign a few items.

Dwight Yoakam autographed vinylSmokey Robinson Attends Event

SMOKEY ROBINSON: BAD AUTOGRAPH SIGNER

Smokey Robinson attends event – refuses autograph request

On the other hand: Smokey Robinson is simply horrible when it comes to signing autographs. I’ve seen this guy at numerous appearances and witnessed him sign an autograph ONCE – and he only did it that time very begrudgingly.  Overall, the guy just completely ignores autograph requests. He’ll act nice and smile – but he just completely ignores fans. I did witness Smokey signing an autograph ONE time. Several years ago, I saw Smokey sign an LP – he wouldn’t use a sharpie. He would only sign the insert sleeve, insisted on a name, would only sign the item using a ball-point pen - no sharpie. That was several years ago. Smokey Robinson is just a really bad signer. Possibly one of the worst. It’s too bad.

Paul Williams at Hal David’s Birthday BashPaul Williams autograph vinyl for The Muppet Movie

Paul Williams autograph vinyl for The Muppet Movie

Here’s a soundtrack for The Muppet Movie, Paul Williams signed for me.  In contrast to Smokey Robinson, when I asked for a signature on this album Paul Williams said to me: “Thank you for asking.”  How nice is that? Williams was one of the presenters for Hal David’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Jackie DeShannon signed baseball

I was able to get a few baseballs signed as well. They’ve already sold! Jackie DeShannon, still looking lovely signed for fans. I was also able to get baseballs signed by Monty Hall and B.J. Thomas.

Let’s Make a Deal !! Monty Hall signed a baseball for meBJ Thomas signs autographs

Monty Hall signed baseball

B.J. Thomas is a fairly rare name for Los Angeles. What a nice guy. He signed everything presented to him and talked briefly about baseball in this exclusive video [SEE BELOW]

BJ Thomas signs autographs

B.J. Thomas signed baseball

Sorry… all the baseballs are SOLD!

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